%@&ñ#*!

(no this one is not first hand, but it's still funny- it happened in a freshman Spanish Culture class)

Student A: I wonder how many Spanish swear words we know. Let's see, there's #$^@%, %!@#, ^*&@#, uhhh...ohhh! &*%#$! hmmm...(continues)
Student B: (motions for Student A to be quiet with finger-and-throat sign)
Student A: %^*$@, ^&$@*--- (turns around) Oh hi Mr. Stibitz!

Yes. Mr. Stibitz is fluent in Spanish. Nice, huh? Luckily he's rather awesome and didn't take much offense:)

P.S. Did you see the ñ in the post title? That's to indicate it's in Spanish. If you did, congrats.