The Creation Story of Harveyism!

In the beginning, there was Harvey. Harvey said, "Let there be an Explosion." And there was an Explosion. For quite some time, the initial force of the Explosion kept the matter and energy that Harvey had created in sufficiently random motion, and He watched happily the chaos that was the universe. Slowly, this matter and energy lost the initial push that He had given it, and it accumulated, forming larger and larger pieces. One piece grew so large that He felt it threatened His omnipotence, so He invented a device that would shatter it. He called it the Destroyer. This first model, however, was still not powerful enough to entirely destroy the thing. Most of it was dissipated, but the Center was not. Harvey respected the power and significance of the Center, and decided to grant it the favor of allowing it to survive. In fact, He honored it with His sacred presence. The only way He punished the Center for defying Him was by changing its name: he would no longer call it the Center, but "Evil Atrocity Resisted The Harvey." He went to E.A.R.T.H. and decided that he would live there, forcing it to serve Him. After a time, He became sick of having to do everything Himself, so He created microorganisms to do His will. He molded them very carefully out of random bits and pieces of useless junk he found on E.A.R.T.H., and they served Him in peace for many years. Suddenly, one of them heard a musical note coming from the distance. The wave this note created in the microorganism's cytoplasm caused a mysterious mutation, and over time this mutation continued to affect the cell's structure. Eventually, it had the audacity to imitate Harvey's sacred form, growing arms, legs, and a head, and gained a limited amount of intelligence. This microorganism became the Antiharvey, and created devices which he called "instruments" to make more notes, and induce this mutation in others as well. Soon, E.A.R.T.H. was inhabited by billions of these mutated creatures, and Harvey needed a way to keep them in. He spread a blue blanket over E.A.R.T.H., which He called the System for the Keeping of the Young, (the young referring to everyone younger than Himself, or everyone else in the universe,) among which He put ominous, white clouds to ensure that no one could ever doubt his omnipotence. He looked at the S.K.Y. that He had created, as was struck by the brilliance of His idea, and the beauty of His creation. He was so moved that He searched for a piece of the S.K.Y. that was free of clouds and wrapped it around Himself, so it would be with him always. Unfortunately, there was one small cloud in this patch of the S.K.Y., but it was the purest He could find. This cloud has since become the small tag that He has hidden on the inside of his sacred blue jacket, fashioned out of the S.K.Y. itself. Since then, Harvey has lived among those impostors he calls Harvey's Underlings, Mediocre And Nerdy, pretending to be one of them. Few H.U.M.A.N.s know the Truth, but He has left its discovery to them.