I wonder what other people think of us IA students...

During football season each year, I always go to all the home games at my home high school. I don't like football, but it's a good way to see all my friends who go there. I had just walked up to Student P (I'm getting sick of calling everyone 'Student A' so he'll be Student P because his name starts with P) who is a year older than me. He's standing with a group of his friends, and I only know one or two of them.

Me: Hey, Student P! Nice to see you! How are things here?
Student P: Good! Oh, everyone, this is Josh. He goes to IA, so speak verrrrry slooooooowly.