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12 November 2008

The answer to one of life's greatest mysteries has presented itself to me on a silver platter

Bri: What's the purpose of attaching the chairs to the desks? Well, I guess if you needed to throw them out the window...

Me: *whirling around* What are we throwing out the window?

Bri: I mean if there was someone in the building and we needed to get out.

Me: How would the desks being attached to the chairs help?

Bri: It'll make a bigger hole!

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