Some Fun and Out-of-Context Quotes, part XV

Sixty-two point five percent Mr. Giromini. Is that a record? Most likely.

"I could make some crazy argument that x-naught is x-n-o-t, which is x-not, which is not x, which is y."
-Mr. Giromini on how his students believe everything he says

"I'm cold, that's all I know."
-Mr. Giromini on global warming

"It was more of an exasperated scream than an answer."
-Mr. Giromini

"This one turned green. This one turned green-er. The average was green, plus-or-minus red."
-Mr. Giromini on Chem Labs

"For the best and the brightest, you sure are challenged."
-IA proverb

"I think I've had one 'click' where math is concerned, and it was like one equals one."
-Miss Davey on epiphanies

"Tell me if this is good. Wait: after I write it you can tell me."
-Moose on a mostly blank page in his English journal

"I say things then I think about it after."
-Mr. Giromini on LTUAE