Welcome return visitors and newcomers alike to the Only At IA blog!!! This is where I report and comment on all the crazy goings-on at my school, the International Academy. For smart kids, we sure do some dumb (read: funny) stuff! Please, if you've come this far, leave a comment or two- that's the only way I know what you think!
And seriously, don't forget to vote in whatever awesome poll I have up at the moment!
News, Announcements, and Random Thoughts
The OAIA screensaver is now available to download!
Are they serious?. Yes, I feel they are. This is an article that Amy H. sent me, which is very entertaining albeit questionably falsifiable/scientific. We've been talking about the nature of science recently in ToK...so sorry, it's the ToK talking.
Senior Skit was last week. I love Senior Skit. I don't really have much to add (other than the fact that it used to confuse the f(x) out of me that there was a Senior Skit Day and a Senior Skip Day err...I mean no there's not... I mean really!), but I do have the video, which is definitely worth the time, especially if you missed it live. Actually, I have a few related videos, so I'll save that one for last, to keep your attention. Let's start with Senior Skit 2008, in two parts (I know these are all really long, so you can watch highlights if you want, but when you have some time, watch them all):
Now for the teachers' turn (still '08, mind you):
OK so here we go with '09 (Check out 17:35 for the title of this post, or start at 11:30 for the context that will make it make sense):
And by the way, teachers, please make fun of me next year! I can't wait to see what you come up with...
"I'm gonna take The Game and beat you with it." -Mr. Majask on (non-The-Game-related) rebuttal
"That was the...not...right...emotional response." -Sra. Riggs on laughing at students
"One of the many uses of keys: making CDs into ninja stars." -Kenny
"So, when you get really big, can I rub your belly?" -Anonymous on Sra. Riggs' pregnancy
"Um, no." -Sra. Riggs on the above
"Don't worry, it's only concentrated acid." -Kenny on chem labs
"The later mouse gets the cheese." -Kenny on procrastination
"In physics there is a conservation of strangeness, which means somewhere out there in the universe, to balance out this place, there has to be a very normal school." -Mr. Lyons
Today, Ms. Sturt, the bio teacher, was talking about genetic disorders in sperm. Unclear about what was being explained, Farzan asked, "So when you have a trisomy or a monosomy you are like a retarded sperm?" Ms. Sturt replied back saying, "I think for PC reasons we should just call them imperfect sperm." Farzan responded, "Well then are there preterit sperms too?" OAIA -Ben C.
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Super-Update
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My last poll ended up posting on the very bottom of my page, out of sight.
So I just recently moved it to the top of the page (as is obvious) and
extended ...
5 weeks ago
a riddle for you!!!!!!
So by now you may have noticed a very annoying error message that keeps popping up. As it is, I find this error message hilarious. I added it as a riddle: Can you figure out when it appears? There is a pattern; every time you do something, it comes up. The question is...what?
OK time's up! For the answer, highlight this box;)
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