IAtionary: Bageling

Ba-gel-ing [BEY guhl ing] v.

1. The act of finding a bagel, toasting it, and loading it with cream cheese before devouring in a most unladylike fashion
2. An action commonly asserted as an explanation for an absence; brb, bageling

Also:

To bag-el [too BEY guhl] v.
1. The back-formed infinitive of the above; I like to bagel after school, especially when I haven't had any lunch.

Food-ing [FOOD-ing] v.
1. The act resulting in the expansion of the above to any edible substance

Language of Origin: Amishan

Specific Origin of the Term:

This conversation-

Amisha: bageling: the act of finding a bagel, toasting it, and loading it with cream cheese before devouring in a most unladylike fashion.
Amisha: Use: brb, bageling.
Me: context?
Amisha: i'm hungry
Amisha: i'm bageling, brb
Amisha: :P
Amisha: thats about it
Me: who said tht
Amisha: haha i did >_<
Me: ahh
Me: to whom?
Amisha: to nish
Amisha: we were arguing about whether or not fooding was a verb
Me: which its not
Amisha: i was like fooding, brb
Amisha: and he's like >:O not a verb
Amisha: and i'm like >:O yes it is
Amisha: fooding's like bageling.
Amisha: and then i defined it for him :P