Some Fun and Out-of-Context Quotes, Part XXV

I have enough new quotes for an entire other post stored up from the last few days of school, which I've been unable to put up due to the technical difficulties, so be sure to check 'em out!

"Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco de Mayo."
-Sr. Majask sobre su conocimiento del español

"If I was truly organized, it would be the greatest system ever."
-Mr. Stibitz on his portable filing cabinet

"All I know is '¿Cómo estás?'"
-Moose on IB1 Spanish

"I'm not talking to you still."
-Sra. Riggs to Sr. Stibitz

"That's OK."
Mr. Stibitz on the above

"I completely forgot about all things happy in life."
-Anonymous on being reminded of the school picnic

"Russia's far away from itself!"
-Kyra on geography

"The problem is for you guys, the bare minimum is what most people would call overachieving."
-Mr. Majask

"I speak Pig, but I don't speak Latin."
-Ubhashsay onway Igpay Atinlay

"Lunch feels so long without doing your homework."
-Harvey on procrastination