Submissions, Part I

I'm gonna stick with the Roman numerals...I like them. Thanks to everyone who submitted, and I look forward to seeing what else you guys can come up with!

Today, I went on www.onlyatia.com and received an error message reading, "THE GAME. You just lost it." I clicked OK and scrolled up and down the page over and over until I had received the message twenty times, laughing the entire time. Then my carpool driver came and I had to wait until we reached IA to repeat the process silently. OAIA
-Abby S., sophomore

I spent 7 hours on the computer last night writing a speech about procrastination. I procrastinated for roughly 6.5 of those hours. I got an A on the essay. OAIA
-Abby S., sophomore

Today, I (an IA graduate and college sophomore) was in a class on Thomas Mann's novel Doctor Faustus and we were discussing the historical background - basically the history of Germany in 19th and early 20th centuries. When our professor got to Bismarck I could feel myself holding my breath, and I was so relieved when he took less than 10 minutes to go through it. And then I felt myself wanting to add more...OAIA
-Anonymous, class of '08

Today at lunch, I developed a system of carrying my chair while I walk with my tray, so that nobody jacks my chair when I get up to get ketchup. OAIA.
-Tanmay S., sophomore

Today I lost The Game... 20 times. OAIA
-Liam G.

Today, I finished my homework before 4:00. I had no idea what to do with myself. OAIA.
-Simone S., freshman

Today, someone made a joke about valid sources. People actually thought it was funny and laughed. OAIA.
-Simone S., freshman